I turned on the charm, laid back these flappy ears and wagged my tail, and damn if someone didn’t spring me from the joint! It’s very exciting. I hope they have a decent couch, or at least sprung for an Isaac Mizrahi dog bed from Target. Funny thing, though, I went to lick my nuts this morning and they’re gone! What do you make of that? Oh well. I have to concentrate my efforts on finding someone’s bed to sleep in at night, and endearing myself into some really expensive chow, or even better, table scraps. Then I can go look for my nuts. See ya!